Signs ready for folks to carry were scattered across the concrete of Justin Herman Plaza. Because these were church-supplied signs, they were less funny than the lay supplied signs brought by others.

One of the signs carried by others in the parade was this, "God Hates Dust Bunnies" sign. Behind it was one of the less funny church-supplied signs.

One lay person was of the opinion that God hated gags. But how could that be if God allowed this parade to take place?

For all of you out there in the world waiting for that sign to guide your life, "This is the sign you've been waiting for."

One fellow continued to walk down the sidewalk even as the others turned right. Good thing he carried a sign that read, "Don't follow me. I'm stupid."

In the middle of of a crowd of stupid marchers, one gloved hand carried a sign that read, "Giants suck!!! Dwarves rule!!!" Because this event was in San Francisco, do you suppose he meant the San Francisco Giants?

A pair if signs carried by a pair of folk marching in the parade. One read, "Down with signs." The other read, "Ignore me im [sic] color blind."

A young woman with a "Raider" painted face carried a sign that read, "High Four 2013." Although the placement of the "2013" could also have meant, "High 2013 Four."